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BRAVE SOUL PENRITH JACKET: WAS £60.00. NOW £9.97 WITH CODE BIG25

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FROM JOHN LEWIS

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ADRIANNA PAPELL DRESS

WAS £150. NOW £45.00

FROM SPORTS DIRECT.

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FIRETRAP DRESS WAS £44.99, NOW £7.50

TAX WEBSITE WARNING, LORD RENNARD AND GAY MARRIAGE FLOODS

TAX DEADLINE WARNING.

People who file their tax returns in online have been warning to watch out for a copycat Revenue and Customs website that charges fees of up to £1000. The sites is called taxreturngateway.com and looks like the HMRC website, but isn’t.

So, if you are filing your tax return on line, check, and then double check that you are on the governments website which is http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/.

LIB DEM MESS

The Liberal Democrats are in a mess over Lord Rennard’s return to the House of Lords. Nick Clegg wants him to issue an apology over sexual harassment claims. But Lord Rennard is refusing to even acknowledge that he did anything wrong by positioning his very ample frame in the doorways of Liberal HQ which meant that women had to squeeze past him. Is that sexual harassment? Not sure but he probably didn’t help his case much by uttering “Ooh matron” or “If I said you had a beautiful body would you squeeze it past me in this here doorway”.

Eleven women made claims against the Peer but his friends in the Lords claim he has doe nothing wrong as it’s not his fault that the doorways at Lib Dem HQ are a bit too narrow. They insisted that if anyone should be apologising to the eleven women it’s the buildings architect.

An in house investigation into the claims found that although the claims were credible they could not be proved beyond reasonable doubt. Mind you the investigation was carried out by Dave Lee Travis.

Lib Dem MEP Chris Davies told the BBC “This isn’t Jimmy Saville, it is touching someone’s leg at a meeting through clothing six years ago” adding “and as the woman whose leg he touched through clothing six years ago was Harriet Harman it was definitely an accident, because have you seen Harriet Harman?”.

Davies went on to say “It was the equivalent of an Italian man a few years ago pinching a woman’s bottom”.

A bit racist perhaps labelling every Italian man as a bottom pincher? That’s racially stereotyping every Italian man as a bottom pincher when only about 85% have ever done that.

Lord Rennard wrote on Facebook that he has no intention of apologising as he has done nothing wrong. Not by Benny Hill standards anyway, whose TV theme show tune just happens to be Lord Rennards ring tone.

NUTS?

UKIP has suspended David Silvester the councillor who blamed the Xmas and New Year floods on David Cameron’s decision to legalise gay marriage. David Silvester claimed last week that the country had been ‘beset by storms’ because the Prime Minister had acted ‘arrogantly against the Gospel’ by passing same-sex marriage laws. He also said that being gay was a spiritual disease which could be cured. Silvester said he had learnt at Bible College that there was no proof that the gay condition comes from the genes, and that through Holy Spirit a gay person can be cured. Like who knew the Holy Spirit was available on prescription from Boots the Chemist.

Do bible colleges teach that kind of thing? Not them all, just the bible colleges run by people who are borderline completely insane.

His suspension came as Nigel Farage launched a clear out of those with extremist or crazy views. So out went David Silvester and all those who blamed the floods on global warming.

Insurance companies being insurance companies have backed Mr Silvesters views because it gives them a get out on paying for flood damage thanks to the small print on their policies which exempts cover for any damage to property caused by gay marriages. You have to feel a bit sorry for Nigel Farage because how was he to know that recruiting lunatics to his party would backfire. Apparently he is furious over Silvester’s comments, partly because he blamed gay marriage for the floods but mostly because he didn’t blame gay marriage AND immigration for the floods. Just to be safe though Nigel is building an ark because if a gay marriage takes place between two immigrants of the same sex we better all grow gills because we’ll have to survive underwater.

According to the Daily Mail Twitter users reacted angrily to Silvesters comments calling him a “blithering idiot”. I’m guessing the Daily Mail was referring to middle class Twitter users then because no one other than a member of the middle classes uses the word “blithering” anymore. No one else other than their social strata has used the word “blithering” since 1953.

Miliband.

Ed Miliband’s threat to meddle in the energy market wiped saw British Gas owner Centrica and SSE’s market value fall by £6.5b. If that wasn’t bad enough his threat last week to meddle with banks knocked £500m off the value of Royal Bank of Scotland. As RBS is more or less owned by the taxpayer the Labour leader and his mouth have cost the taxpayer £500m. Labour isn’t even in power yet their policies still cost the country money. Admittedly £500m is a drop in the ocean compared to the usual cost to the country of a Labour administration, but generally speaking they usually have the decency to wait until they are in power before blowing the country’s finances.

The Bank of England Governor Mark Carney had this advice for Ed Miliband. He told him to think before he speaks,and then shut up.

Miliband has been accused of economic vandalism regarding his plan for the Banks, whereas Banksy has just been accused of vandalism, but Banksy’s “vandalism” is worth a fortune, whereas Miliband’s bank vandalism costs a fortune. Note the difference.

IT’S ONLY DEFROCK AND ROLL.

A document obtained by Associated Press discovered the Pope Benedict the 16^th defrocked almost 400 priests in 2 years. This is thought to be the reason why he resigned because so many priests were defrocked there was no priests left for him to Pope over.

AP noticed that whenever they phoned the Vatican they got the answerphone message “there is no one available to take your call” and decided to do a bit of research into why not.

Statistics show that between 2008 and 2009 171 priests were defrocked. In 2010 Benedicts took a year off from the defrocking and then in 2011 and 2102 he returned to defrocking and managed a world record 400.

A world record that Pope Francis will never break because there are no priests left for defrocking. He’ll have to achieve his own record by dehabiting nuns who smacked kids they taught over the head with rulers, metre sticks or baseball bats. If rumours are to be believed that’ll be all of them.